... and it seems they're boys.
The initial hysteria, panic and wave of disbelief has passed. As has the uncontrollable laughter. We're in for the crazy ride. Dunc responded as any self respecting father-of-twins-to-be should and ripped out our kitchen... before, for and after Christmas. I have developed a penchant for storage solutions: chests of drawers, low boys, shelving, boxes, cupboards, urns, vats, silos...
It also appears I am in the painting phase of the pregnancy.
Thanks for all your concerned emails and comments. I'm 23 weeks - I feel human again. Just very round human.